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Creepy fortune teller: "I'm afraid these cards indicate a great misfortune in your future"
ME: "not so fast!" *raises duel disk* "you triggered my trap card: mirror force!"
FT: "I'm sorry? I don't understand"
ME: "that clears the table of your reading. Next, I play pot of greed, which allows me to draw two more cards from the deck *lays out*
FT: "wha- that's not how this works. that's not how any of this works!"
ME: "and the new card is 'the world' upright, meaning I will receive a sense of completion and contentment in my current endeavors!"
FT: "what is going on?!?"
ME: "now I have defeated your evil fortune, so you are banished to the shadow realm"
FT: "please leave my shop"

I do hope someone’s actually made this design from The Owl House available. ^_^

ACNH | anime/manga 

did anyone look at Raymond (cat with glasses) and think of Beastars? :bunthink:

BandCamp is waiving all fees today for the independent musicians that sell music on the platform. Last month they did this and I built out my personal library quite a bit. Already got a full cart for today.

Any favorite artists on there? Share me a link today!

bandcamp.com

I'm hoping splatfests stay for the rest of 2020, the banter between Marina and Pearl has cleared my acne and watered my crops 😆

Fursona/Scalesona | music | k-pop 

Pfft, I don't have any songs that remind me of my sonsas

(Listens to "Alligator" by MONSTA X for the first time)

Shit! now I GOTTA make a mix for my sona! :blobwizard:

the soda hierarchy 

✨ fountain soda ✨
⬇️
glass bottle soda
🔽
canned soda
🔽
plastic bottle soda

new OC | furry/scaly | dragon 

so I made a spotify album cover that had a glow-in-the-dark dragon DJ on it

decided to flesh out a super basic ref sheet for said DJ (DJ ST0N3RW1Z@RD)

Her glowing marks are natural, not paint, so they don't wash off or sweat off. They're almost unnoticeable in regular daylight/indoor lighting.

Currently, keeping her face markless because it seems cooler that way??

"Bellbottom reggae this is stovetop ink-jet printer, do you require assistance? Over."

Birdsite link, but catchy nice tune, lovely neon visuals, and a cutie skink anthro bopping along otthe music 

animal crossing new horizons 

what the FUCK is it about Kody that he keeps making sandy-beach flooring DIY cards?? he's given me one 4 or 5 times now....

If you really need it I can open my island, 'let me know

(Runs into the room) I knew I was forgetting something!

Happy 420 y'all 🤠😎 🎉🎊🎆✨

Animal Crossing 

I thought I had an "ugly" villager, Harry the hippo

I couldn't find him at all today, but when I finally did, he was in the fish wing of the museum, transfixed on the guppies I had donated...
...
...there aren't any ugly villagers, just ugly perceptions of said villagers...

illness 

air quotes because it COULD be corona showing minimal symptoms in myself, but testing here is a legend only spoken via rumors, so testing probably won't be available until way after I'm over it

or it COULD be the same flu I had like a month ago just popping in to say "hi"

but fever is one of the top signs so I'm doing my best staying in my room :x

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