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Sometimes I see posts on here like “mastodon is too serious and businesslike, it needs more selfies and shitposts” and I’m like are we even using the same website but then I remember we very literally are not

wow that toot I made yesterday is officially the most attention I've gotten on any post! :O

I'm officially gonna try and wait at least 3 months after finding a new streamer before adding them on social media sites and/or joining their discord

because I keep putting myself in situations where I get too excited and jump the gun before realizing we don't have enough in common

not sure how many people saw my separate clarification toot so I'll clarify & apologize here as well

earlier when I wrote "refugee" I meant the new masto users who call themselves that because they moved here from twitter/birdsite

there are refugees that use mastodon and I apologize that it sounded like I was talking about them

I should have taken the time to make sure it was clear from the start what I was talking about, my sincerest apologies :blobbowing:

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just now realized my toot that's blowing up is a bit too vague

there are refugees on masto

but if you've just moved here from twitter that is *not* the definition of the term and it's *extremely* disrespectful

are there yoga socks for dogs? like socks that have the lil bits to prevent slipping

my dog has hated wearing any kind of paw coverings in the past, but she's an elderly doggo now, slipping all over the wood floor, and I can't afford to buy a bunch of rugs

please continue to wear at least a kn95 or n95 quality mask in public to protect yourself and other people

the pandemic is not over

if I see either of those things in a profile and/or an intro post I'm blocking

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:blobnogood:​ please do not call yourself a "refugee" or compare the migration to colonialism

People grumbling that #Mastodon is slow at the moment... You just turned up with 1 million people in a tiny, rural village and you're complaining there's a queue to get into the only tearoom, which is run by gay pensioners Babs & Maureen as a retirement hobby on Mons-Weds. Relax!
#TwitterMigration

watching 70's era sitcoms can be brutal because the characters will say stuff be like,

"63 (USD) dollars to fix a garbage disposal?!"

"our rent is going up 50 (USD) dollars?!"

🙃 y'all don't even know

you know how Fedi is email but gayer? it has most of the same spam vulnerabilities without the thirty years of countermeasures. check the n f t hashtag on dot-social, that's a pretty good preview of how bad the general spam problem is going to be in a few weeks or months.

expect:
• hashtag spam
• follow spam
• reply spam
• probably a lot of apps/websites that claim to show you your top toots or who's blocking you or whatever, but are going to be asking for overbroad API tokens that let them post spam, or straight up just asking for your password
• all of the above plus spam posts to followers, coming from compromised accounts, especially on major servers with closed registrations

i'm not saying this to be alarmist, i'm saying this to remind y'all to support your instance admins, because this is going to get messy and the only thing standing in the way is a couple of admin meta hashtags and loose web of volunteers with not enough free time.

I spent like 3 hours in the car today because of snow traffic, so glad to be finally home and out of the car

A feature of CWs that you don't really learn until you start to use them is it changes the tone of the conversation

Like putting a negative mental health CW over "I'm sad" doesn't mean I think people should hide when they're sad, it just means I'm much less likely to get a dismissive "cheer up, buddy!" or "lol that sucks" reply because with the CW the tone is "I'm sad (in my private little space here, where you are now my guest)"

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ok who the fuck thinks it's even remotely okay to just dump a bunch of garbage (not a bag full of garbage, just loose junk) behind someone's car?!?!

WTF IS WRONG WITH THE PPL IN MY COMPLEX?! 💢😡💢

physical health neg - 

this covid vaccine is kicking my butt, might have to go to urgent care if this fever doesn't stay down

if you're cute, and I'm cute, who's frying the rice?

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If you were notified that there is a technical mistake on your mail-in ballot, text COLORADO to 2VOTE (28683) to cure your ballot.

🗣 If this comes up on your TL and you're NOT from CO please BOOST for visibility🗣

#USElections
#Midterms
#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica2022
#VoteBoebertOut

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I'm probably the last person to find this greentext about how camera lenses are round and the pictures are square

but as someone with a lot of traditional and digital photography experience & knowledge...,

IT'S NOT A FUCKING MYSTERY??? READ A BOOK? TAKE A CLASS??

_ノ乙(、ン、)_ 📷

whew, that vaccine gave me the Sleepy™ status and I napped for a couple of hours there

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!