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Hey folks, if you're just starting your time on the fediverse in light of the continued misbehavior of Elon Musk, Most Divorced Man in the World, consider reading your server's rules. They should be somewhere in or around the about page. For example, a lot of servers have rules that say sexual content should be put under a content warning, and it's *super* easy to make the wrong impression by mistake.

I'm only mentioning this 'cause I've seen a lot of new furries boosted into my home timeline, and I know how much us furries like our porn. Let's be good neighbors, yeah? :blobyeengrin:

New people, fill out your bio. If you're an artist, slap that on there. If you are a suit maker, jot it down. If you just suit and go to half a con a year, put that in there.

We don't know you, you have to tell us what you're about or you just kind of blend into the back wall

You can add a description to images on most clients.

Here's a guide on how to write the descriptions/"alt text":
webaim.org/techniques/alttext/

feels weird to ask this, but how long 'till we get a custom Mastodon emoji? not that I don't love the 🐘 but it's not the same

bonus point: maybe people will learn how to spell it faster if they're using the emoji all the time? :3c

This is John Mastodon.

John CWs triggering and stressful posts.

John captions his images.

John boosts everything he would have liked to see in his timeline if he hadn't seen it.

John is kind.

Be like #JohnMastodon.

ranking fizzy/sparkling water 

not to sound extremely biased, but Topo Chico is the best fizzy water 🥤​

IMHO,
2nd is Perrier
3rd is S Pellegrino
4th is unflavored La Croix

everything else I can't stand one way or another :blobugh:

took me too long to realize the splatoon account I kept seeing in the federated timeline is the same one I follow on birdsite :O

How to have a "beach body":

1) You're already 70% water, which is a good start

2) Replace the other 30% with sand

link ur friends to furryfediverse.org/ if they're looking for a new furry home on mastodon! or relay.asonix.dog !! #furry

finally read "This One Summer" the graphic novel/comic

it's good, I enjoyed reading it, amazing artwork

reminded me of the beach trips my family would take to the coast 🏖️

Seasonal reminder: Alcohol is a completely legal drug that destroys lives, relationships and families. Don't make it hard for people who are trying to stay sober to enjoy festivities and functions.

look, I love how sparkly fresh snow is as much as the next gal, but my skin is so, so, so very dry ❄️💀❄️

I feel like I made this poll already but if, hypothetically, there were 2 different scans of the same manga online you'd read the...

S5 YGO with Cinderella throwing off her shoes to attack an enemy is not something I was expecting :blobrofl:

:annoyingdog:​ just noticed I have 100 followers!

thank y'all! 🎉 🎊

me, reinventing the onbuhimho (is that the right term?) but it's a plushie in the hoodie hood on my back

welcome newbies!

*y'all NEED use CWs, yes, *you* do! NSFW, caps lock, repeating emojis, politics, etc

*y'all NEED add alt text/image descriptions to images, yes even the memes with a lot of text, *usually* the shorter the description is the better

*if you're a creative-type and want attention add hashtags

*if you *don't* want extra attention add a :no_at:​ and/or :boost_no:​ to the toot

PS I know most of the newer/updated instances say 'publish' but here we TOOT! 🐘 🔊

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!