A white man with a waxed mustache and red plaid flannel button-up sits in his minimalist industrial style living room sipping kombucha and staring at his succulent collection. He sighs and pulls out his phone from his Carhartt pants pocket, taking a deep breath before speaking.

"Siri, can you show me a yoga flow that will save my marriage?"

**Froyo** · Dec 31, 2018, 06:27

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**Drew Brees** @anthonydavis@jorts.horse · Dec 31, 2018, 06:27

Dec 31, 2018, 06:27

Drew Brees @anthonydavis@jorts.horse

Nintendo 69

**Froyo** @froyo255@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 06:31

**Froyo** @froyo255@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 06:31

Dec 31, 2018, 06:31

Froyo @froyo255@computerfairi.es

God is a tall girl

**Froyo** · Dec 31, 2018, 04:50

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**steve mookie kong** @mookie@micromookie.com · Dec 31, 2018, 04:50

Dec 31, 2018, 04:50

steve mookie kong @mookie@micromookie.com

The three states of Dwayne Johnson.

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**Froyo** · Dec 31, 2018, 02:30

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**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 02:30

Dec 31, 2018, 02:30

buny gf @evie@computerfairi.es

The amount of sass in this picture is staggering
#mastocats

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**Froyo** · Dec 31, 2018, 01:15

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**Zandorp the Foolish** @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 01:15

Dec 31, 2018, 01:15

Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es

Cursed art, probably pure evil

This one is just so evil and i'm not unconvinced it's evil

#art #mastoart #digital

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**Froyo** · Dec 31, 2018, 00:41

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**Lumb** @Lumb@lamp.institute · Dec 31, 2018, 00:41

Dec 31, 2018, 00:41

Lumb @Lumb@lamp.institute

Idea: Humans but sentient.

Show thread

**Froyo** · Dec 30, 2018, 23:15

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**Harp the Wigglytuff** @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 23:15

Dec 30, 2018, 23:15

Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

me: haha, all right, i think i'm starting to learn the local lingo and what people talk about here more!

me: wait

me: ....i have no idea if what is being discussed there is a political movement or a programming language.

me: ....nevermind

**Froyo** · Dec 30, 2018, 21:58

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**Zandorp the Foolish** @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 21:58

Dec 30, 2018, 21:58

Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es

If someone asks what gender I am I'm gonna kinda raise my hand, wiggle it side to side, and say "about medium rare"

**Froyo** @froyo255@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 21:58

**Froyo** @froyo255@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 21:58

Dec 30, 2018, 21:58

Froyo @froyo255@computerfairi.es

When you've been out of Masto all day and are too lazy to look what you missed </3

**Froyo** · Dec 30, 2018, 11:24

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**ryan** @ryan@queer.party · Dec 30, 2018, 11:24

Dec 30, 2018, 11:24

ryan @ryan@queer.party

is there a way to monetize existential dread? i'd be set for life

**Froyo** @froyo255@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 05:32

**Froyo** @froyo255@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 05:32

Dec 30, 2018, 05:32

Froyo @froyo255@computerfairi.es

Wait so is Miles Morales also of Latino ancestry and apparently speaks Spanish?

Welp, I know what I'm gonna watch next.

**Froyo** · Dec 30, 2018, 03:59

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**slime enby.** @tas@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 03:59

Dec 30, 2018, 03:59

slime enby. @tas@computerfairi.es

hey, if yr gay, queer, trans, ace, or any other part of the community, you should join my Discord hangout. We love new friends! https://discord.gg/r8MbrEq

**Froyo** · Dec 30, 2018, 04:17

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**Zandorp the Foolish** @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 04:17

Dec 30, 2018, 04:17

Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es

So i need attention. I started a storyboard! Here are the first three pages i have storyboarded. Sorry for the low quality!
#art #comic #storyboard #horror