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After the successes of Pokemon Go and more recently Pokemon Sleep, we at Nintendo are proud to announce our two newest products, Pokemon Eat Your Fucking Vegetables and Pokemon Maybe Drink Some Water Every Once In A While Huh?

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ソマリ🐾

そしてこれが犯人。
なんだか悪い顔してます。

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bad flat-earth joke 

@starwall_e um actually have you looked at space, there's no curvature, if blackholes were warping spacetime surely you would see the curve, ugh, stupid hole-heads

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Not mine, but I found this and it made me happy and I though I would share

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facts dont care about your feelings. facts are arseholes. a fact came into my house the other day and filled my sink with dead spiders.

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cults 

@lastprincess @format@radical.town legit though please give me a comforting set of lies I can structure my entire life around rather than having to figure it all out myself in the chaotic mess that is reality

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My vocabulary is 90% words I started using ironically

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open question 

@SunSaint it's gotta be roblox lets be honest

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bad joke 

@lambdagrrl :O in this christian minecraft server?

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@kel@plush.city @Alyx Ants are great friends :3 I love giving them gifts

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social anxiety vent -- 

Sometimes I just get super paranoid about everyone around me for absolutely no reason, and every single thing they do is analysed to death for any potential interpretation that could imply that they hate me but just aren't saying so for whatever reason.

I spend so much time socialising, both online and irl, and sometimes it just absolutely exhausting spending hours and hours constantly on the edge, desperate for validation, for a clear and unambiguous message of "friend"

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accidentally opening my nudes in public

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@deidara let me know what you find, a demon that eats faces lives in my attic but he's friendly

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lil nart :heart_nb:

hey let's summon a demon together... and call it a date... it'll be really romantic

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✨🧚🏼‍♀️ beginning of the day vs. the end of the day 🌙 (eye contact)

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everything i say i say exclusively to impress ants, because ants are hella cool and i want to be their friend

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@snakeboy i cannot believe this has happened to me

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@snakeboy how dare you shitposting is art

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@maple the year of our lord nine-teen twenty four seven

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@evie Sometimes you gotta vore a few eggs to make an omlette

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