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@noelle @Jo @maple What actually was berries.space and what does it mean that it was archived? Mastodon seems to have a lotta history that I just have no idea about :/

selfie, ec 

@nsmckinnon What a wonderful fluffy boye I love!!!

selfie, ec 

this Memorial Day, you should all remember the most effective troop of all time: Clark

- hunts tinkerbells throughout the house
- detects (nonexistent) home invaders
- rocks a skull-and-crossbones bandana non-problematically

i think the person who invented bread deserves to feel a little cocky

racism, slavery, bad leftists 

@noelle Some thought processes are so convoluted you just gotta sit there and go "Okay so what motivated you to decide to find a way to justify this opinion"

lewdish, tummy and titty 

@themorgangoats 4) Repeat steps 1 to 3

lewdish, tummy and titty 

my train of thought for this was

-oh my tummy looks good today. i'll take a pic
-hmmm pull the pants a biiiiit down
-pull shirt a biiiiit further up

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My room is in an apocalyptic state atm, the route between my computer and my door could be used to test one of those fancy navigation robots, and believe me, they would fail. I have fallen over multiple times.

@kelerak im pretty sure it does but it has to be ironic, otherwise it's not funny, i'm afraid. thems the rules

lewd 

@interneteh i nominate gkronhk because I dont think that combination of letters is being used anywhere else but I could be wrong?

lewd 

@interneteh i think we should come up with another one because there aren't enough tbh

hello yes I'm here to apply for the position of "very funny yes" my qualifications are that my ant joke got 15 boosts

@Literalham oh god, they could have as many thumbs as they want :o

I can't believe that incredibly large ant is still around, huh, so much for "the taller ant left"

If you're in the UK please remember to go out and vote today, its super important!

bed-selfie ec implied-nude boosts+++ 

So my curtains were open a crack which let light right in my eyes which was annoying but also gave me some fun half-lighting, enjoy my sleepy-ass face (or sleepy ass-face?)

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