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@aquinton do you have a giant walk in freezer? I can't even imagine lol, my weighted blanket is bigger than my freezer

Still waiting on HRT that makes me turn into a kobold or a dog

Imagine a Blåhaj but with the internals of a Furby

You're a kid, you're a squid, you're technically defacing private property but I won't snitch kid

Summer Games Fest had ZERO booth babes! In fact there were no booths. Or... Babes, I mean okay jokes aside why were there no women on stage? Come on

I randomly started playing Slay the Spire again and it is so fun

I have nearly beaten the main mode with all 4 characters woo

My canon event is in every universe I realize girls are pretty and I turn out gay

@dragonmagic it's only logical the moon is full of ghosts. I'd rather haunt there than hang around on Earth if given the choice

Kids don't know how good they have it these days, when I was young I could only be rendered in a few hundred polygons like the original Lara Croft

I apparently need to play Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom for the sexy goat boys

Mental health whinings 

I feel like I am working harder than ever before, do things get easier?

OkCupid insists that several times a day I have matched with someone named Kai lol

Maybe I have entered the Kai multiverse

My class notes:
Yip
Yap
Yippity yap
Yap yap yap Bork yap

Kobold or doggo both have creature euphoric claws for me~

I'm a lesbian, but like, in a gay way

(Clarifying, this is another meaningless shitpost, just vibin')

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