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that kind of show where you can't hear the band because the crowd shouts every word of every song

when I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session

about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off

I don't generally plan to post politics here, but please please vote this November. If you're not sure what to vote for, here's what I think is important.

the thing where you relive every moment of the interview for weeks until you find out if you got the job, wondering if you said something wrong and doomed yourself

p sure i just nailed the shit out of that interview. It was clearly a softball but ill take it!

wow this old forgotten "Silver Hawks" cartoon intro is WAY more '80s than I expected it to be: youtu.be/bUe5Ugg6Iks

"own a filthy shack and a tesla" should be the official motto of mountain view

You enter a room. Inside the room is Apple lead designer Jony Ive. Jony begins talking about his thoughts on product design.

Jony talks for a number of seconds, after which time you can't stand it anymore and you slap his stupid face.

This is your Jony Ive number.

six hours of anxiety dreams about choosing the right telegram sticker

Last night of my stay-cation. Tomorrow I shall have to seem to care about work again! Boo!

who do i gotta blow to get a decent-tasting tomato in this town

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