Joe @legendaryjoeb@computerfairi.es

@softgoat because rockstar would explode if they had to write anything other than a hardass male protagonist

my nose is running so hard right now i might close a couple of pounds by the end of the night

@Scarly @Chel As long as you’re going for the better than average pizza (does not have to be the Best Pizza) then it’s going all out

@Chel Cooking for myself? Barely put out the effort to boil water.

Cooking for friends? Four whole big pan lasangas? No problem!

im tired

(not to be confused with tyre’d)

While it is important I'm getting incredibly exhausted by hearing that I should vote from practically everywhere I go.

(For the record I've already early voted by absentee ballot because I hate dealing with polling places.)

@maple everybody polkamon

Fun D&D GM ideas: Your players are tasked with delivering a mystic package to the king. A mysterious rival wants to steal the package and claim the glory for themselves.

Send them through as many perils as possible.

If they survive let them see what was so important for them to deliver.

It is a piping hot pizza.

@softgoat i suppose it's time to learn how to sustain yourself on the blood on your enemies

@maple I, for one, welcome our new Robot Overlord

Tell that to the capitalists.

@pettancow I'll never run a PC without a UPS. Long time ago I lost far too many HDs to power flashes and I learned my lesson.

Think upon your sans

LET’S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

Just found a NPC from near the beginning of the game who you had to help find her kitty.

Well now it's after Doomsday and she's lost her kitty again but another NPC is gonna try to help her find it.

I don't know why but that just seriously fucked me up.

WELL THIS IS A FUCKING TWIST.

(I'm pretty sure I know what's going on here but I need in game confirmation.)

@troubleMoney Goddammit, I was hoping Splatoon was our canon future

If it's wrong to cocoon yourself in a nest of blankets with the heater blowing on you during winter then I don't want to be right.

Whoever did the localization for DQXI didn't get paid nearly enough.

Disney's Frozen the Sequel looks great.