Joe @legendaryjoeb@computerfairi.es

@azushark shorky shorky shorky shorky shorky shorky shorky shorky shorky shorky shorky shorky...

It h...u...r...t...s...

@mary good lord

I’m pretty fucking chill when it comes to pronouns but I’m baffled to no fucking end as to why “your” is unacceptable in this case.

(Disclaimer: I may be slightly more pissed off than necessary because I know this guy who is a he identifying cis dude who refuses to acknowledge “they” as a singular pronoun.)

@pettancow

@softgoat adventure game made in rpg maker

...HOW?!

Me, first thing in the morning before coffee

@softgoat chicken dude: please, chess man. you have to help me fix my woody.

@pettancow I have no idea what this tummyposting is all about but yours is still valid regardless

@pettancow Weather cow

@pettancow I was about to say don’t do it but then I remembered Canadian beer has got to be better than American pisswater.

Shoutout to Windows 10 for randomly hecking up and thinking I’m hitting keys I’m nowhere even close to touching.

(I’m pretty sure it’s Windows. I’ve tested several keyboards and it’s consistently fucked up on all of them.)

A witch gives a man a spell promising it’ll give him the world’s biggest Dick.

Several years later he marries a wonderful eleven foot man named Richard.

@citlali "mmhmm, mmhmm, yeah, bby. that's real nice.

not as nice as these pancakes tho. DAMN."

Not that it's necessarily a bad thing but I think I've received more mail this past month about voting by absentee ballot than I have the entire time I've been of voting age.

(To be clear I live in a state that allows you to request an absentee ballot by mail for any reason.)

Lawdy, what have I done

Okay, I really don't have any issues with LttP. Wind Waker is just far more of my jam.

Broke: LttP Randomizer

Woke:

@Nine Ah yes, I will never forget the day when the Google Fire Nation attacked...

Yeah, I understand that other folks need to use the bathroom as well but I wish they would either tell me before I got in or if they would be kinder about asking me to reasonably hurry up.

Telling me not to harp on my condition is a good way to press my buttons.