I find it remains one of the English language's worst shortcomings that "I empathize with you" and "I did something wrong and wish to apologize" both take the form of "I'm sorry".

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 14:20

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 14:20

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@rosen henlo rosn

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 14:14

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 14:14

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programming; swift

@kibi oooo

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 22, 2018, 12:12

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**Micro SF/F stories by O Westin** @MicroSFF@mastodon.social · Jul 22, 2018, 12:12

Jul 22, 2018, 12:12

Micro SF/F stories by O Westin @MicroSFF@mastodon.social

"Werewolves? Bah. They have it easy."
"Turning into a wolf once a month is easy?"
"It's predictable, and wolves are beautiful. I'd swap at once."
"So what's your affliction?"
"Weresloth."
"No!"
"Weather turns warm, boom! I turn into a sloth. Can't do anything."
"I'm so sorry."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #WriteWhatYouKnow

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:22

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:22

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pain

@boobs_idiot@octodon.social oh no!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:20

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:20

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@teaduckie oh, welcome back!

it's been quite a while!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:16

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:16

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Classic Doctor Who :: [Season 4]

Most of the titles of these stories start with "The"

In the first 4 seasons, there are 36 stories. Only 4 of them don't start with "The"

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:09

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:09

Jul 22, 2018, 13:09

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@fennel gmorning, fennel!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:06

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:06

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@lottie and trying to hide, you're so cute!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:05

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:05

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affection

oh my gosh lottie is so cute right now

all flappy and smiley and squeaky

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 12:29

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 12:29

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@Efi O::

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 12:06

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 12:06

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@lottie ... actually, it might be my computer as well - I just turned it back on, and yesterday the breaker tripped when I turned it off

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 12:06

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 12:06

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@lottie frick

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 11:56

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 11:56

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Classic Doctor Who :: [Season 4]

I'm so proud of myself for adding the navigation buttons to the webpage, tbh... it makes it a lot nicer, and I did a surprisingly good job designing them

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 11:53

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 11:53

Jul 22, 2018, 11:53

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@kity@sleeping.town oh jeez

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 22, 2018, 11:36

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**Fenreliania** @Fenreliania@glitch.social · Jul 22, 2018, 11:36

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 11:36

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 11:36

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Classic Doctor Who :: [Season 4]

The first story of season 4 is so awful that it took me a week to build up the energy to watch it.

It's hard to even explain how it's bad, it's just... boring and predictable and nothing happens, and it has the same problem that almost all of the historical stories do: there's no energy. No-one seems to care all that much.

And it's made even worse by being a reconstruction, so you've only got stills of the actor's faces.

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