if someone criticised Rube Goldberg i would simply flip a switch that activated a miniature train, pushing an egg into a series of tubes that lead to a wind-up car toy with a needle taped onto it, popping a nearby balloon which caused a small weight to fall on a button that starts a sowing machine which pulls on the fabric it's sowing, releasing seven small marbles that one by one fall into a bucket, weighing it down until the frying pan it's attached to falls from its shelf and bonks them on the head

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Feb 21, 2019, 19:34

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**Petra, softness element cutie** @BatElite@chitter.xyz · Feb 21, 2019, 19:34

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Bad pun, elder scrolls

If you shrink a lizard in an elder scrolls game, does that make them a .rargonian?

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Feb 21, 2019, 11:44

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Feb 21, 2019, 11:44

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@BatElite D::

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Feb 21, 2019, 11:44

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Doctor Who • Audio Dramas

Looking at this as though I'm a casual Doctor Who fan who wants to figure out what to listen to, I wouldn't find this useful.

Knowing who wrote a story is (sadly) far less intriguing than knowing who is in it.

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Feb 21, 2019, 11:37

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Feb 21, 2019, 11:37

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Doctor Who • Audio Dramas

I'm considering changing the page so that instead of each entry listing the featured companions and enemies, it lists the author.

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Feb 21, 2019, 09:52

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Feb 21, 2019, 09:52

Feb 21, 2019, 09:52

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@grainloom D::

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Feb 21, 2019, 09:45

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Feb 21, 2019, 09:45

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Doctor Who • Audio Dramas ░ Main Range 18: The Stones of Venice

I listened to The Stones of Venice today, and I liked it.

It's very gloomy, though...

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Feb 21, 2019, 09:42

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Feb 21, 2019, 09:42

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Doctor Who • Audio Dramas ░ Main Range 17: Sword of Orion

Sword of Orion is really hecking good.

It's the first Big Finish story to feature the cybermen, and I'm glad they didn't just go with the "foiling an invasion" plotline – this one is jam-packed with human drama and intrigue (much like my favourite classic series cyberman story, Tomb of the Cybermen).

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