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re: Cw tobacco, weed, vaping 

@heatherhorns I'm also surprised it didn't die out fast!

re: insects 

A large red ant visited me at my desk, which was much nicer

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insects 

A giant flipping cockroach just walked along the seat in front of me on the bus

My headcanon for Star Trek is now that the computer is a distant descendant of the new #Bing / #ChatGPT. It explains the technobabble *and* why the crews always get into so much trouble all the time.

“Computer, plot a course to the nearest Starbase.”
_Course plotted._
“Wait. That takes us through a black hole!”
_You are mistaken. There is no black hole. You are a bad Starfleet person. I am a good computer._

re: affection request 

@NicoleTheLizard@queer.af *happy squeak!*

appointments (~) 

blarg... went to book an appointment with my doctor, hoping for one in a couple of weeks, but they're all fully booked for the next month...

The curse of having a doctor who is actually good is that people always want to see them.

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