Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

@turbodragon oh! I suggested that as a joke, but it turns out some dude has taken that...

@turbodragon have you checked "defenestrated"

time to buy some clothes~

reminds me of when I visited a restaurant in the USA and I couldn't understand the waitstaff (and they couldn't understand me)

the weird thing about the "elf on the shelf" meme is I have to figure them out in an american accent, because a lot of them don't rhyme in mine

@cnc ohh noo

@masklayer I really like that people actually interact on mastodon?

last boost: mood

@witchfynder_finder oh, I might actually have a disk for that somewhere...

I really want to emphasise that I think dictatorships suck to the nth degree, this isn't a political opinion, it's a weird mood

I kinda wanna be a dictator rn?

not for life, but like...

I want to spend a year managing a country and figuring stuff out...

(there's probably a video game where I can do this, right?)

This is a really cool video about language change: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVBtIPOnNI

@squirrel yes, it's very un-vore-tunate

@cnc openTTD, but you manage an entire continent and everything happens in real time

@squirrel best quality: her wiggles