Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

(continued)

"Hi," Daniel said after a long tense silence. Everyone lowered their guns.

"I'm Alex, and my friends are Alice and Erin," said the tall man armed only with a pistol and good looks, gesturing to the women beside him in turn.

"While only 1 of us can win, I doubt that we'll last anywhere near long enough - do you want to team up and see how long we can survive?"

"Sure," I said, "it's better than dying alone"

"hey!" said Daniel.

(cont.)

@masklayer sleep well!

setting: pubg, but real™

Daniel (my token cishet male friend) and I were sneaking through a forested area, when he saw a guy riding a motorbike through a clearing

"Over there!" he whispered. I pulled out a sniper rifle and felled him in one shot. We ran to his sprawled corpse and arrived at exactly the same time as a trio of interlopers.

Guns are drawn and pointed, but nobody shoots - none of us want to cause the death of our friends.

(continued)

@garbados either test your code, or formally verify it!

good mronig~

holy fuck

I was hoping to stay online for at least another hour, but I just suddenly got ridiculously tired

sorry everyone, I gotta go to the land of snooze

@shekkiesqueaks I don't know, I'm trying to figure out why it's happening rn

polybar keeps grabbing my input for no apparent reason, and then I can't type anywhere…

@shekkiesqueaks eeeeee

oh hey, am I back online?

wow!

bye! love you~

@chr@cybre.space I really loved Opposing Force, and wanted to see more stuff set in black mesa during the time that xen was crossing over and growing into the facility...

meowwwwwwwww