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"Looks like she died a few hours ago," Erin said grimly, "we'd better get her out of here".

After disposing of the body, night had thoroughly fallen. As gunfire died down, I drifted off to sleep.

I woke to the sound of a jeep skidding to a halt. I cracked open my eyes and was immediately blinded by the sunlight streaming to my face. I grasped for my rifle as I heard the door being kicked open, and then shots rang out.

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Alice took out a map and spoke up, "we should get inside before night fall, it looks like this building will still be inside the zone come morning."

And so we trekked through the forest, dropping into the brush whenever we heard gunshots, no matter how distant. Eventually, we reached the house.

It was a rundown old wooden shack, any valuables it would have had were already looted. A corpse lay collapsed in the middle of the room.

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@Elizafox @er1n oh fuck, that's not good

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"Hi," Daniel said after a long tense silence. Everyone lowered their guns.

"I'm Alex, and my friends are Alice and Erin," said the tall man armed only with a pistol and good looks, gesturing to the women beside him in turn.

"While only 1 of us can win, I doubt that we'll last anywhere near long enough - do you want to team up and see how long we can survive?"

"Sure," I said, "it's better than dying alone"

"hey!" said Daniel.

(cont.)

@masklayer sleep well!

setting: pubg, but real™

Daniel (my token cishet male friend) and I were sneaking through a forested area, when he saw a guy riding a motorbike through a clearing

"Over there!" he whispered. I pulled out a sniper rifle and felled him in one shot. We ran to his sprawled corpse and arrived at exactly the same time as a trio of interlopers.

Guns are drawn and pointed, but nobody shoots - none of us want to cause the death of our friends.

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@garbados either test your code, or formally verify it!

good mronig~

holy fuck

I was hoping to stay online for at least another hour, but I just suddenly got ridiculously tired

sorry everyone, I gotta go to the land of snooze

@shekkiesqueaks I don't know, I'm trying to figure out why it's happening rn

polybar keeps grabbing my input for no apparent reason, and then I can't type anywhere…

@shekkiesqueaks eeeeee

oh hey, am I back online?

wow!

bye! love you~