Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

ok it's time for a mastodon break, I've been on here basically continuously for 4 hours and haven't got anything else done!

I love you all 💖 💜 💕

@viomi please don't hurt yourself ::(

@viomi oh no, I'm so sorry
*offers hugs*

@witchfynder_finder @HTHR@cybre.space I was thinking the other day... why not have your kids just call you your name?

*still doesn't have mastodon on her phone*

@nightpool@cybre.space I follow too many people to do that! and often the amount of time I spend away from mastodon is upwards of 12 hours

@nightpool@cybre.space oh, I don't scroll down after I've slept, I just ignore everything that happened before I got online because otherwise I get too stressed and waste too much time

but

on twitter I try to check the account of one of my partners
on masto I try to check the local timeline

@HTHR@cybre.space new MTV show: Accelerate My House™

@nightpool@cybre.space I keep mastodon slightly scrolled down from the top so that new toots don't move the home timeline, and on twitter I

look at the "see n new tweets"
find x = n / 5
type x C-f (which in vimperator means "press pagedown x times")

@nightpool@cybre.space I only scroll up! that's part of why twitter's way of doing it is confusing to me

I actually find mastodon's lack of threading to be easier to follow than twitter's "let's re-arrange and hide bits of this conversation as it happens"

@squirrel @cambertian holy moly

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