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It's hard to look at Twitter and Facebook anymore. The signal to noise ratio is intolerable and only getting worse.

Please stop tossing pennies into the well. The spirit of the well doesn't need pennies to grant your wishes. The spirit needs a ladder. It wants to crawl out of the well, dripping with goodwill, grinning with wet teeth, ready to assist young lovers and lonely widows with its wish-granting, moist fingertips.

No more pennies. Can't eat any more pennies. Only ladder. A ladder in the dark.

A cup of tea sounds really good right now.

Why am I listening to a cup?

@posit@chitter.xyz I just listened, and it is pronounced like that!

@posit@chitter.xyz I think the last bit should be a /tɬ/ sound, which isn't in English

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!