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crushes 

*realises that this applies to like... 10 people* heCK

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A friend of mine is looking for a programming-themed instance to join. Any suggestions?

Taglines for mundane objects! 

Sand®: It's Liable to be Friable™
Glass™: The Best Thing Since a Hole in Your Wall
Fire®: It's Hot.

lewd, crushes, Natalie 

@Vann@glitch.social oh gosh, that's adorable

really really lewd, crushes, ??? 

*sees a mutual's posts* oh wow, they're pretty cool, maybe I should befriend them at some point

*sees a selfie of them* oh they're cute too, maybe I should tell them when I befriend them

*sees their nudes* oh they're hot and I kinda want to do Sex Things™ with them, maybe I should tell them when- OH NO

@DialMforMara oh no, that doesn't sound good!

I'm about to have my morning tea and figure out how to add a custom emoji to a discord server

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