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our cat was sitting at the flyscreen door like she usually does, and then she suddenly jumps and runs across the room and crashes into a box

so I look over and a stray has appeared, looking in

@ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz @codl ah so that's the secret - name yourself bailey and the dogs will come out of the woodwork

gushing about a phone case 

@lighttrax aaaa wow that's so cool wow wow

@BatElite squeak!

*wriggles and writhes, then realises I can't escape*

it... was tasty *blushes*

@codl you didn't get the instructions?

the tvs and bikes slot into the meatballs and then you get a computer, you just gotta build it yourself

language violence 

@LottieVixen@dev.glitch.social this is actually an example of language violence - when I was younger, I said "haitch", and so did many of my classmates, until our teacher forced it out of us, because it was "improper"

annoying thing about my dialect of english 

@LottieVixen@dev.glitch.social "aich"

annoying thing about my dialect of english 

we don't drop h at the beginning of words (like americans do - we say herb with a h sound, americans usually say erb)

but we actually do drop it in one specific place: the name of the letter h

Education, deadlines 

@A_Staccato_Semibreve oh gosh, that's always tough, but you can do it!

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net I'm alright! I've been kinda out of it all day, but I'm about to have dinner!

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