Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

"But my theory works! I've tested it! I built a laser deathray that vaporised the population of an entire city!! And I used it to carve my manifesto on the Moon!"

"Yes, Professor. The Ethics Council is well aware of your misdeeds. Not only did you conduct *applied* science... you used it to commit an act of *literature*. We have no option but to banish you to the Private Sphere."

I've just had the worst idea

Run what appears to be a regular numbers station, but occasionally interject with "that's numberwang!" every so often

hit singles in your area
that's right
every vinyl you ever wanted, for a reasonable price

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