There can be no sleep, for I have partaken of the ambrosia of Wakefulness, that bittersweet nectar of eldritch energy. Sleep? I am beyond such mortal weakness!"

"I think you've had enough coffee, for one day." the server replied.

#MicroFic #ShortStories #CreativeWriting

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 21:04

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 21:04

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@GlitterDisaster that's amazing!!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Apr 02, 2019, 23:34

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**toxicodendron radicans** @InvaderXan@sunbeam.city · Apr 02, 2019, 23:34

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toxicodendron radicans @InvaderXan@sunbeam.city

Eggs are just bird seeds.

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 20:13

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 20:13

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affection

@chao *pulls you into a snuggle*

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 20:10

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 20:10

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affection

@chao such a good Chao

*Caresses and pets a whole bunch*

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Apr 05, 2019, 20:00

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**selfcare.tech** @selfcare@botsin.space · Apr 05, 2019, 20:00

Apr 05, 2019, 20:00

selfcare.tech @selfcare@botsin.space

Being tired is not a badge of honor. It doesn't make you more worthy, it just means you're tired.

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 20:06

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 20:06

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affection

@chao *sits next to, pets softly*

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 20:00

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 20:00

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@chao hi lovely 💕

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 19:55

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 19:55

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Good morning!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 14:43

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 14:43

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@Skirmisher ::D

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 13:53

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 13:53

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@chao Cheshire cat...

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 11:22

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 05, 2019, 11:22

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Doctor Who • Audio Dramas ░ Update ✨

New Stuff:

• The BBC Audiobooks are now part of the guide (all 148 of them >_>) — you can find them in the "Misc" segments from 2005 onwards.
• There are some new navigation tools from *outside* the segments: each year of releases is marked, and includes links to jump forwards or backwards a year, and also a small section indicating what's new in that year.

https://averylychee.neocities.org/doctor-who/audio-guide/

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 02, 2019, 04:29

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 02, 2019, 04:29

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Affectionate at reader

@BatElite sleep softly, cutie

*snuggles you as you snooze*

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 02, 2019, 01:38

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 02, 2019, 01:38

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@softgoat they're lampshading the arbitrary costs of items in capitalism

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 02, 2019, 01:36

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 02, 2019, 01:36

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This is an April Fools joke (video version)

@BatElite cute~

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 02, 2019, 01:33

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 02, 2019, 01:33

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@katshark *listens intently*

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Apr 01, 2019, 15:37

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**Petra, softness element cutie** @BatElite@chitter.xyz · Apr 01, 2019, 15:37

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Petra, softness element cutie @BatElite@chitter.xyz

This is an April Fools joke

Hey I made a new game, or at least a demo for one! It's called Cavalier! :D

You're a knight who's out to save her mermaid girlfriend from being served as dinner!

https://batelite.itch.io/cavalier

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 01, 2019, 13:06

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 01, 2019, 13:06

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website trends grumble

Also: I'm glad that they seperated out the classic series dramas and the new series dramas, that will actually help people a lot.

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 01, 2019, 12:58

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Apr 01, 2019, 12:58

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website trends grumble

ok, so they've launched the new site. There are still teething problems (stuff taking a while to load, links that don't quite work, etc), so I'll save most of my judgements for a week.

But I want to say a few things:

• Actually using the site feels mostly fine. Many things are much more usable than before.
• It looks like they've made an unnannounced change: renaming the "Main Range" to "The Monthly Adventures". I like the new name, but I wish they had said beforehand.

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2019, 03:23

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2019, 03:23

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website trends grumble

They show this image for how it looks on a mobile site, which is fine. I *like* that the mobile site is simple.

But why not make the white centre (which you can see already has a pre-defined maximum width) be surrounded with the old grey? Add extra visual contrast where you can. Make the actual release area stand out.