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I got nothing done all day because my spoon account was overdrawn.

@witchfynder_finder hmm it turns out I don't own it anymore ::/

guess I'll just play openTTD instead...

@squirrel @turbodragon I abandoned most of my social media accounts 8 years ago, and so I've only recently been getting new ones

@turbodragon arrrg

"lizardsquid" was taken by some football dude 3 years ago, he posted about football 3 times and then never posted ever again...

so I had to use "lizardsquidish"

@turbodragon oh! I suggested that as a joke, but it turns out some dude has taken that...

reminds me of when I visited a restaurant in the USA and I couldn't understand the waitstaff (and they couldn't understand me)

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the weird thing about the "elf on the shelf" meme is I have to figure them out in an american accent, because a lot of them don't rhyme in mine

sitting on a bench at the top of a tower, gently petting the wyvern's head in your lap as you watch the sunset

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