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WAIT THAT REMINDS ME

I've forgotten the root password on my computer...

AI witchhunt, SH, police 

"I'm human I swear" she typed to the world.

Police waited out side for the order, over the radio came "Not human. Go." and with that the police knocked down the door, flashlights scanning all over the room.

She screamed, "Don't kill me. I'm human really. look I bleed" as they took a blade and cut themselves, running up to the police to show the blood, wailing in fear.

*BANG* she was shot in the head, "Let's get out of here, these places always creep me out"

@squirrel nah it's fine! everyone (seems to be) agreeing, I just don't want to restart it now!

whining about work 

@Nine I had to do that for work once, so I spent $5 on a black robe and said I was dressed as an evil wizard

@squirrel it's social.tchncs.de, I'm not super bothered by it tbh, I don't want to join in on a 4 hour old discussion about capitalism and gender roles in programming

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