Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

@packetcharmer eeee
Hi!!

@JTE *blushing...*

I should clarify step 6: someone said they love me before I loved them back, but 20 minutes later I fell in love, so like...

@literallyfenic sleep gayly, tiff!

@posit@chitter.xyz *pulls you close and snuggles*

@posit@chitter.xyz *petpetpetpet*

@posit@chitter.xyz soft and pettable!!!!

@Felthry that's really cool!

@Felthry rise! over! run!

1. talk to me
2. cuddle me
3. be nice to me
4. repeat steps 1-3 for a while
5. tell me that you love me
6. if I say I love you too:
repeat steps 1-3 for a day
if I say I don't love you yet/only love you as a friend:
repeat steps 1-3 until I fall in love with you
7. ask me to be your nbf

disclaimer: steps will not work if I tell you no or to stop, obviously

that weird feeling when you met someone on masto and know them enough that you can't do icebreakery questions in your private chats but also don't know them well enough to just talk about random stuff