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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 24, 2018, 02:31

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**Ellie:Vec<Vec<Vec<Vec<f64>>>>** @diodelass@mastodon.social · Jul 24, 2018, 02:31

Jul 24, 2018, 02:31

Ellie:Vec<Vec<Vec<Vec<f64>>>> @diodelass@mastodon.social

when your only tool is a hash table, all your problems start looking like static, arbitrarily large random-access dictionaries

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 24, 2018, 02:19

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 24, 2018, 02:19

Jul 24, 2018, 02:19

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Good morning
Sorry about last night

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 23, 2018, 15:28

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 23, 2018, 15:28

Jul 23, 2018, 15:28

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gd nght

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 23, 2018, 14:05

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**Gadfly (-booq-)** @gaditb@icosahedron.website · Jul 23, 2018, 14:05

Jul 23, 2018, 14:05

Gadfly (-booq-) @gaditb@icosahedron.website

pointers are coNFUSING

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 23, 2018, 11:50

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 23, 2018, 11:50

Jul 23, 2018, 11:50

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Classic Doctor Who :: Retrospective on the First Doctor

Despite many mediocre stories, the first doctor is still one of my favourites. His charm, his wit, his lovely laugh (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPlI1WpAwpU)... and his indescribable anger at human suffering.

He's a grandfather, who cares deeply about the world and those around him. None of the other doctors have that grandfather-ness to them, and it's part of what made the first doctor so special.

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 23, 2018, 11:17

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 23, 2018, 11:17

Jul 23, 2018, 11:17

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✨ ~brain fog~ ✨

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 23, 2018, 06:59

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 23, 2018, 06:59

Jul 23, 2018, 06:59

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Classic Doctor Who :: [Season 4]

that was.... a much more intense regeneration scene than I was expecting

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 23, 2018, 05:28

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 23, 2018, 05:28

Jul 23, 2018, 05:28

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Classic Doctor Who :: [Season 4]

I'm watching "The Tenth Planet" (the last story starring the first doctor), and the doctor just... collapses unconcious for no reason at the start of episode 3

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 23, 2018, 04:30

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**Foeniculum vulgare** @fennel@chitter.xyz · Jul 23, 2018, 04:30

Jul 23, 2018, 04:30

Foeniculum vulgare @fennel@chitter.xyz

nintendo squish

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 14:46

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 14:46

Jul 22, 2018, 14:46

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affection request

cuddle me to sleep?

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 14:43

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 14:43

Jul 22, 2018, 14:43

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sleepy lizsquid...

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 22, 2018, 14:30

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**kotep 🔞** @kotep@mastodon.social · Jul 22, 2018, 14:30

Jul 22, 2018, 14:30

kotep 🔞 @kotep@mastodon.social

hey, i've been up for way too long, thanks

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 22, 2018, 14:27

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**BatElite, Inactive here** @BatElite@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 14:27

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BatElite, Inactive here @BatElite@computerfairi.es

I find it remains one of the English language's worst shortcomings that "I empathize with you" and "I did something wrong and wish to apologize" both take the form of "I'm sorry".

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 22, 2018, 12:12

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**Micro SF/F stories by O Westin** @MicroSFF@mastodon.social · Jul 22, 2018, 12:12

Jul 22, 2018, 12:12

Micro SF/F stories by O Westin @MicroSFF@mastodon.social

"Werewolves? Bah. They have it easy."
"Turning into a wolf once a month is easy?"
"It's predictable, and wolves are beautiful. I'd swap at once."
"So what's your affliction?"
"Weresloth."
"No!"
"Weather turns warm, boom! I turn into a sloth. Can't do anything."
"I'm so sorry."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #WriteWhatYouKnow

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:16

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:16

Jul 22, 2018, 13:16

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Classic Doctor Who :: [Season 4]

Most of the titles of these stories start with "The"

In the first 4 seasons, there are 36 stories. Only 4 of them don't start with "The"

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:05

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 13:05

Jul 22, 2018, 13:05

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affection

oh my gosh lottie is so cute right now

all flappy and smiley and squeaky

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 11:56

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 22, 2018, 11:56

Jul 22, 2018, 11:56

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Classic Doctor Who :: [Season 4]

I'm so proud of myself for adding the navigation buttons to the webpage, tbh... it makes it a lot nicer, and I did a surprisingly good job designing them

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