A: did you know that some strange types were seen in the Dark Forest recently? it is rumored that they carry the legendary Crest of Valor, recently stolen from the capital. I also hear that the baron has issued a bounty for its return

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Aug 01, 2018, 01:58

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Aug 01, 2018, 01:58

Aug 01, 2018, 01:58

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

ølsö, ii wyndy hao menì pìpyl wūd ynfolö mì if ii ølweìz röt liik ðis

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Aug 01, 2018, 01:34

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Aug 01, 2018, 01:34

Aug 01, 2018, 01:34

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

hmm actually... vidìö gàms

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Aug 01, 2018, 01:32

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Aug 01, 2018, 01:32

Aug 01, 2018, 01:32

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

*wriggles myself awake*

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 31, 2018, 14:29

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**Baldur Bjarnason** @baldur@toot.cafe · Jul 31, 2018, 14:29

Jul 31, 2018, 14:29

Baldur Bjarnason @baldur@toot.cafe

“The Bullshit Web”
https://pxlnv.com/blog/bullshit-web/

The most on point description of the state of the web that I’ve read in a while.

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 31, 2018, 16:30

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 31, 2018, 16:30

Jul 31, 2018, 16:30

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

affection request

So many kisses oh my gosh aaaa you're all so sweet

I'm in bed and blushing and smiling

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 31, 2018, 16:08

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 31, 2018, 16:08

Jul 31, 2018, 16:08

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

affection request

Boost this post to snuggle me to sleep.
Favourite this post to give me a goodnight kiss~

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 31, 2018, 16:06

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 31, 2018, 16:06

Jul 31, 2018, 16:06

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

Goodnight, you all y'alls ♥

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 30, 2018, 19:14

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 30, 2018, 19:14

Jul 30, 2018, 19:14

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Double checking John Oliver's math

Facebook one-day losses: $119 Billion
Global cheese market (projected for 2019): $118 Billion

Yep. Facebook did indeed lose, in one day, more value than the entire concept of cheese

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 31, 2018, 14:26

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**Janelle Shane** @janellecshane@wandering.shop · Jul 31, 2018, 14:26

Jul 31, 2018, 14:26

Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop

When you let #machinelearning evolve a new floor plan for your elementary school
Interesting work by Joel Simon http://www.joelsimon.net/evo_floorplans.html

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 31, 2018, 13:16

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**× moved ×** @maple@chitter.xyz · Jul 31, 2018, 13:16

Jul 31, 2018, 13:16

× moved × @maple@chitter.xyz

if the "why isnt there a ___ 2" joke is so good why isn't there a "why isn't there a ___ 2" 2

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 31, 2018, 12:16

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 31, 2018, 12:16

Jul 31, 2018, 12:16

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

hello, I'm online!!

I spent an hour and a half trying to debug a code issue, before realising it was something more complex than I could deal with, and submitted a bug report

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 30, 2018, 15:33

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 30, 2018, 15:33

Jul 30, 2018, 15:33

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

time for: water, then sleep

goodnight, my dearests, nearests, and sneerests

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 30, 2018, 15:29

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 30, 2018, 15:29

Jul 30, 2018, 15:29

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

GTAV thoughts

* it would be better if it was either less satirical or less serious
* I want to see GTAV but set in the UK, for some reason
* I think Trevor is too horrible - I have trouble playing his sections because he's just so disgusting
* holy heck this game is sexist

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 30, 2018, 08:48

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**Moved @daylight@sleeping.town** @Daylight@awoo.space · Jul 30, 2018, 08:48

Jul 30, 2018, 08:48

Moved @daylight@sleeping.town @Daylight@awoo.space

in space, nobody can hear you yeen

https://twitter.com/boogans

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 30, 2018, 10:35

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 30, 2018, 10:35

Jul 30, 2018, 10:35

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

love to not be able to play a game for 5 hours because it's downloading an update

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 30, 2018, 00:42

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 30, 2018, 00:42

Jul 30, 2018, 00:42

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

Meow?

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 29, 2018, 15:01

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 29, 2018, 15:01

Jul 29, 2018, 15:01

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

hi you're all amazing and I love you all a heckload ♥

goodnight~

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 25, 2018, 06:04

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**Epsi~Cola** @epsicola@computerfairi.es · Jul 25, 2018, 06:04

Jul 25, 2018, 06:04

Epsi~Cola @epsicola@computerfairi.es

Introduction Post!

Hi, I'm Epi
I'm a 25 year old non-binary lesbian, and I use they/them pronouns.
I'm autistic, I have fibromyalgia, and experience a number of mental health conditions, which I might talk about sometimes.
My interests include music, musical instruments, electronics, woodwork, almost anything mechanical, and movies.

I love red pandas like. a lot. also dogs (especially fluffy, floppy eared ones), cows, and cats. and lots of animals tbh