Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)
Joined Sep 2017
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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I'm a gay, I'm a gay, I can show you the way~~~
bad lesson I learnt this weekend
the people I'm in love with don't seem to realise I'm in love with them?
I hope the opposite isn't true (that people I'm not in love with think I _am_ in love with them)...
like this status if you think I'm in love with you?
certain months of my calendar are falling off the wall, one of them is already on the ground, and the rest are all lopsided
and if that's not a metaphor for my organisational skills, I don't know what is
ping!
*your lizard is now ready*
*wriggles around*
.... --- .--. . / .. / .-. . -- . -- -... . .-. / -- --- .-. ... .
mental health (kinda negative, same as last time but edited slightly for confidentiality reasons)
Things I have learned this weekend:
* I am not unlovable
* I am a terrible gf, I'm so sorry love
* I am 100% polyamorous
* I am gay as heck
* My mental health is way worse than I think it is, and I need serious help
mergesort in haskell
merge xs [] = xs
merge [] ys = ys
merge (x:xs) (y:ys) = if x <= y
then x : (merge xs (y:ys))
else y : (merge (x:xs) ys)
mergesort [] = []
mergesort [x] = [x]
mergesort list = merge first_half second_half
where
(first, second) = splitAt (length list `div` 2) list
first_half = mergesort first
second_half = mergesort second
I wanna write a short haskell program, and try and fit it in a single toot. any ideas?
I got an october name, I hope it's not too spooky~
negative, anxiety, really rambly and probably doesn't make sense
I feel so bad for lotttie... I keep freaking out and projecting my own problems onto her, and I have to try really hard not to think that maybe she doesn't actually like me.
but sometimes, I can't stop myself from telling her that I can't believe she likes me and it must be such a drain on her and I'm so sorry oh my god
I know I'm making it even harder on her, i just don't know how to stop
I love... my partner
I love... <person I've got a crush on but probably shouldn't announce to the world unless they're comfy>
I love... you!
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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girl did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
actually? yes it did
they severed my wings with burning holy light and I felt the wrath of god herself, then plummeted to the ground, infinity miles below
but what most hurt was my pride, my eternal joy of being of the high kin, erased, never to bask in the glory again, doomed to roam the land of the mortals or worse
it hurt like you will never know, human
now leave me alone with my grief
*sends a secret kiss to someone really nice*
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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today we set up the fabrication of gay matter
gross
I feel like I'm about to throw up
I am.... gayyyy as heck!
wh???
"if you submit this assignment late you get 0 marks"
what the actual fuck???
hrghjhh
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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COMPUTER SCIENTISTS, CIRCA 1969:
Hey everyone, so to recap, we've all learned that Algol-like languages are pretty terrible to reason about, so let's do better in the next few decades, okay?
KERNIGHAN AND RITCHIE:
hold(ourbeer);
BJARNE STROUSTRUP:
mybeer.hold();
JAMES GOSLING:
class mybeer implements drinkableBeverage extends system.utils.rootBeer
BRENDAN EICH:
hold = ''
mybeer = 0
console.log(hold == mybeer)
console.log(mybeer == hold)
I'm so gay, I can't stop thinking about the people I'm in love with
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)
Joined Sep 2017
