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controversial programming languages take 

C is a very difficult and cumbersome language and absolutely should not be taught to beginning programmers.

It's difficulty makes people scared to try other languages, unless they're very similar to C

Become the sustainable, healthy shining beacon of light you want to see illuminate the world

my neocities site is weird, because it's not very neocities at all

*squirms around on your timeline, knocking over several posts*

food 

blech, I really want to go get a burger, but I've only got $6 to last me the next 4 days

Capslock 

OH HOLY SHIT THE MECHANISMS RELEASED A NEW ALBUM THIS YEAR AAAAAAAA

make sure to start the album from the beginning, rather than the suggested track

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Wanna listen to a rock opera tragedy based on greek myth set in a cyberpunk city where Ulysses is nonbinary?

themechanisms.bandcamp.com/alb

The robo-duck landed with a loud thunk

- Noisy bird, I commented
- I beg your pardon! replied the offended duck
- Ah, erm, sorry, I didn't ...
- The gods demand an audience
- The gods? Ah, you mean the AIs in the cloud

The duck gasped

- Ah, erm, yes, the gods, of course

A group of AIs had encoded themselves in water particles and had been floating around for decades. They were seen as harmless eccentrics

- Yes, erm, I shall receive them here

The duck flew away, quacking happily

#writing

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