Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)
Joined Sep 2017
To be or not to be, with dictionary compression
when 35 have shuffled off this mortal coil,
must give us pause. 48 6 respect
4 makes calamity 17 so long life:
50 who would bear 6 whips 15 scorns 17 time,
6 opppressor's wrong, 6 proud man's contumely,
6 pangs 17 despised love, 6 law's delay,
6 insolence 17 office, 15 6 spurns
4 patient merit 17 6 unworthy takes,
56 he himself might his quietus make
with 23 bare bodkin? 73 74 Fardels 75,
To be or not to be, with dictionary compression
to be, or not 0 1, that is the question:
whether 'tis nobler in 6 mind 0 suffer
6 slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
2 0 take arms against a sea 2 troubles,
15 by opposing end them: 0 die, 0 sleep
no more; 15 26 23 31, 0 say we 29
6 heart-ache, 15 6 thousand natural shocks
4 flesh 5 heir 0? '9 23 consummation
devoutly 0 1 wished. 0 30, 0 31,
0 31, perchance 0 dream; aye, there's 6 rub,
for 11 4 31 17 death, what dreams may come,
heck I just...
love my partners so much ♥
Thing I like: weird experimental music
Thing I don't like about weird experimental music: I'm scared to share it with my partners
hey everyone! How've you been?
goodnight, wonderful and irreplaceable friends!
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I'm a tired くコ::彡
see all you lovely and amazing people tomorrow
don't forget to tell your friends you love them 💖
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Four #trans people were elected to office in yesterday's elections across the U.S.! Congratulations Danica Roem, Lisa Middleton, Andrea Jenkins, and Tyler Titus!
https://mastodon.social/media/JTDY721d_PjnmJA9jpc https://mastodon.social/media/UOrhzKjXq50EEL3TjZE https://mastodon.social/media/BHExtMhviR-H7YWINIM
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when you wake you have a Pepsi craving. weird, since you've never had soda before in your life
at work you start noticing stuff out of the corner of your cybereyes: familiar billboards, vending machines, friends' actual drinks - all Pepsi-branded now, even things Pepsi would never sell
that evening you can barely comprehend your fav news podcast; the feed's near crowded out by intrusive thoughts about that fucking soda
but you do catch one line about "viral marketing"
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@lizardsquid
Who needs anemones?
padwith fronds like these...
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local shark girl eats pickles https://mastodon.social/media/1lQSEtoGZBnJuKx-wpE
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we now return to our scheduled shitposting, already in progress https://computerfairi.es/media/VRGk0z469dbR8mwYeWM
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Its sad how Wile E Coyote is remembered for his violence and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)
Joined Sep 2017
