@typhlosion @Felthry @Gaypow @lizardsquid Proposal: that the kasran (symbol Kn) be adopted as the SI unit for cuteness in honour of the extreme cuteness of its namesake. Example usage: this kitten rates an exceptionally high 820 mKn of cuteness.

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 22:44

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 22:44

Dec 09, 2017, 22:44

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

how to: get me to be your nbf

I like how multiple people have been flirty with me in DMs that reply to this post ♥

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 22:39

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 22:39

Dec 09, 2017, 22:39

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

good mornoing!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Dec 09, 2017, 03:50

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**erin ｡:ﾟ૮ ˶ˆ ﻌ ˆ˶ ა ﾟ:｡** @er1n@social.mecanis.me · Dec 09, 2017, 03:50

Dec 09, 2017, 03:50

erin ｡:ﾟ૮ ˶ˆ ﻌ ˆ˶ ა ﾟ:｡ @er1n@social.mecanis.me

it's been so long, and yet no time at all

GNU Natalie Nguyen

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 13:27

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 13:27

Dec 09, 2017, 13:27

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I'm excessively offline

(because I'm going to sleep)

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 13:13

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 13:13

Dec 09, 2017, 13:13

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

how to: get me to be your nbf

I should clarify step 6: someone said they love me before I loved them back, but 20 minutes later I fell in love, so like...

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 12:50

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 12:50

Dec 09, 2017, 12:50

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

how to: get me to be your nbf

1. talk to me
2. cuddle me
3. be nice to me
4. repeat steps 1-3 for a while
5. tell me that you love me
6. if I say I love you too:
repeat steps 1-3 for a day
if I say I don't love you yet/only love you as a friend:
repeat steps 1-3 until I fall in love with you
7. ask me to be your nbf

disclaimer: steps will not work if I tell you no or to stop, obviously

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 12:42

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 12:42

Dec 09, 2017, 12:42

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

sappy

that weird feeling when you met someone on masto and know them enough that you can't do icebreakery questions in your private chats but also don't know them well enough to just talk about random stuff

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 12:39

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 12:39

Dec 09, 2017, 12:39

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

I'm excessively online

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 02:33

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 02:33

Dec 09, 2017, 02:33

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

very lizard hours

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 02:15

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 02:15

Dec 09, 2017, 02:15

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

really experimental music

this one is a piece based around the idea of a canon, where you have each part playing the same melody, but starting at a different point/being slower/etc

except... the starting points and speeds in this aren't based around barlines like they are traditionally! here they're based around complicated fractions and ratios:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0gNoELvpPo

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Dec 09, 2017, 02:09

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**the Hearth** @Felthry@awoo.space · Dec 09, 2017, 02:09

Dec 09, 2017, 02:09

the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

@lizardsquid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb3eLFjWTlk Have you seen this one? (reposted because this one is on an actual player piano which is Better™)

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Dec 09, 2017, 01:59

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**the Hearth** @Felthry@awoo.space · Dec 09, 2017, 01:59

Dec 09, 2017, 01:59

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@lizardsquid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcQH62kkLbY Also this one is just plain fun

Alkan is an underrated composer. Perpetually overshadowed by his more successful contemporary Liszt.

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 02:06

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 02:06

Dec 09, 2017, 02:06

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

here's an arrangement of one of the most incredibly impossible pieces for player piano: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVc9lDYsNE

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Dec 09, 2017, 01:55

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**the Hearth** @Felthry@awoo.space · Dec 09, 2017, 01:55

Dec 09, 2017, 01:55

the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

@lizardsquid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2kK7m1Wol4 This one's a pretty plain Synthesia one but I like it.

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 01:49

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 09, 2017, 01:49

Dec 09, 2017, 01:49

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

google searches "how to pay an artist a tip that you should have paid them but didn't because you're bad and evil and it's been over a year since the commission"