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almost doing something bad 

"heheh I can reply to this post with a lewd joke!!"

*almost hits toot*

wait... they might not be comfy...

*deletes toot*

disaster potentially averted....

gay is the power to speak about yourself without fear of anyone judging you

if you play "all star" by smash mouth at exactly 11:59:43 on new years eve, the first crash cymbal will play at exactly midnight. start off your new year right

I want to do something, but don't know what and don't have much focus!

what should I do?

meow I just went to the most expensive restraunt I've ever been in

and it was delicious!!!

buy a billion warm blankets and tie them all up and put them over the city so everything stays warm and cozy in winter

oh gosh, I really need to pack, I'll talk to you lovelies soon

I hope you have a good day/evening

:thaenkin: Why do all the conspiracy nuts talk about "the world being secretly run by lizard people" as a potential bad thing?

All the lizard people I've met 'round these parts have been lovely

language invention, pronouns 

all of my invented languages don't make gender distinctions in pronouns (there's no he/she/they/it, just they/it or some other system)

this is because:
* the majority of languages on earth DON'T distinguish between genders
* gender neutral always is easier for literally everyone

now imagine: baseball, but everything is made out of water

i can't get eaten by a grue today, i'm too busy emitting enormous amounts of light

y'all are worthy and deserve much love
don't give up :* <3

Problem with masto on mobile: i can't respond to everyone because everything's slightly slower

Good morning cuties, lovelies, monsters, demons, and creatures!

💙
*Wriggles around*

Sleepy lizard goes and has a bed

Goodnight, cuties! I love you!

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