Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

*wiggles around unpredictably*

try and pet me~

come cuddle and smooch me until my laptop runs out of batteries and I go to sleep! <3

I want to make cute meowing sounds and snuggle and nuzzle you

I wanna wriggle around in your arms while you smooch me and tell me how lovely and cute I am

my emoji hearts don't have any assigned meaning - I send all kinds of hearts to friends and lovers and partners

"heheh I can reply to this post with a lewd joke!!"

*almost hits toot*

wait... they might not be comfy...

*deletes toot*

disaster potentially averted....

✨ cuddling ✨

I want to do something, but don't know what and don't have much focus!

what should I do?

*sublimates*

meow I just went to the most expensive restraunt I've ever been in

and it was delicious!!!

oh gosh, I really need to pack, I'll talk to you lovelies soon

I hope you have a good day/evening

all of my invented languages don't make gender distinctions in pronouns (there's no he/she/they/it, just they/it or some other system)

this is because:
* the majority of languages on earth DON'T distinguish between genders
* gender neutral always is easier for literally everyone