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Snugfriend: A friend that you would like to snuggle and smooch and go on dates with, but don't desire any kind of committed relationship with.

money, a joke (...probably...) 

you can now rent-a-lizard!

for just $10 an hour, you can watch me wriggle around and say nice things to you!

add an extra $5 (flat rate) and you can also snuggle me as much as you want!

macro, birdsite quote, crosspost 

you walk through the purple canyon
finally reaching the blue forest

a long climb of an immense tree
just to see the winding path to goal:
💖

RT @fursona_bot@birdsite (twitter.com/fursona_bot/status):

my fursona is a landscape

sad-ish? 

I used to play video games all the time, but I've kinda stopped? none of them really hold my attention for long enough nowadays...

tbh I'd rather chat with friends...

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That's right fluffer, you're a kind person!! I said it.. people like you, take that!

thanks for the affection, it's time to go to dinner now, so i"ll be back later~

sort of a subtoot, affection request 

... and now I'm craving pats...

help?

my favorite thing is to do the "no, YOU'RE ______" joke but like, only use it as a compliment and never as an insult. for example if someone's like "this painting is amazing" and i'm like "no, YOU'RE amazing"

"SJW", "friends", (-) 

Wow I love having irl friends who call themselves anti-SJW

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!