Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

if your “unsubscribe” link takes me to a web page with more than an “ok we unsubscribed you, effective immediately!” message, fuck you

Checkmate, flat-earthers! https://mastodon.xyz/media/Ia1kAgGep_cEp6snlTo

lizards are the worst fiends

😂 https://mastodon.papey.fr/media/9U7ihrM4U8Me2l7W5Oo

@lizardsquid Dr. Grepper

I don't know anything about linux, but I do know how to make bad jokes

i want embroidered throw pillows that say

Feeling Down?
Hang out with
Cool Trans Girls
on MASTODON

that i can then throw at all my friends

I want to:
- be fluffy
- cuddle

Try journaling if you’ve never tried it before. There are a lot of different ways to do it and lot of resources available to help you get started.

everyone deserves scritches https://cybre.space/media/VEhH93k0enEHmlQKlv4

I really do þink ðat English should just adopt ðe þorn and eð, instead of ambiguous 'th's.