Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

Okay, if you ever feel bad about having screwed up your programming, ask any programmer you really respect what their last bug was, and I guarantee it'll be a null check or an equals check accidentally flipped to not-equals. The more experienced you are in this business, the dumber the bugs seem to get.

from birbhell (https://twitter.com/girlsrituals/status/954356875474227200 ):

'hold on everybody

I JUST REALIZED THERES NO MIRRORS IN THE OCEAN AND IM SCARED SEA SLUGS DONT KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE'

so, as a memo
please bring a mirror to your nudibranch friends

Apply boops directly to snoot

what I actually *meant* to make: varying line thickness with the angle of the line, then multiplying line lengths by a perlin noise value (controlling multipliers for both with mouseX/mouseY) #typographyexperiments https://mastodon.social/media/5nfwIfGcfHjyEmQFH-I

correct ways to spell bird:
burd
birb
boirb
boib
borb

https://mastodon.social/media/dw6it9D5X6U3aSQym4o

i wish we could have custom css in toots. everyone gets to pick how their toot looks like

Cat with tentacles so it can passively defend its cuddlespot better :3 🐙

@lizardsquid supercharged electrolizard

1.) Most of the advancements in modern computing have been directly targeted at making poorly optimized games run better.

2.) AAA PC Gaming is actively making computers worse

Because of @jk I'm thinkin' about computer science.

We gotta start differentiating between the two schools of code.

There is the technical "computer science" or "computer engineering" side of things, and then there's the "I need this thing so ima build it" side of things.

These two are not the same.

It's the difference between being able to build a table and being a master craftsman. This is okay!

Both are valuable.