Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)
Joined Sep 2017
our cat was sitting at the flyscreen door like she usually does, and then she suddenly jumps and runs across the room and crashes into a box
so I look over and a stray has appeared, looking in
annoying thing about my dialect of english
we don't drop h at the beginning of words (like americans do - we say herb with a h sound, americans usually say erb)
but we actually do drop it in one specific place: the name of the letter h
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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Boost if kobold
Last boost: that's why I advocate *so much* for using languages that don't have null
when you don't have null, you can't get null check errors, which are a *huge* proportion of programming errors
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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Okay, if you ever feel bad about having screwed up your programming, ask any programmer you really respect what their last bug was, and I guarantee it'll be a null check or an equals check accidentally flipped to not-equals. The more experienced you are in this business, the dumber the bugs seem to get.
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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oceanic sincere shitposting
from birbhell (https://twitter.com/girlsrituals/status/954356875474227200 ):
'hold on everybody
I JUST REALIZED THERES NO MIRRORS IN THE OCEAN AND IM SCARED SEA SLUGS DONT KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE'
so, as a memo
please bring a mirror to your nudibranch friends
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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Apply boops directly to snoot
meow I'm now clean!
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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what I actually *meant* to make: varying line thickness with the angle of the line, then multiplying line lengths by a perlin noise value (controlling multipliers for both with mouseX/mouseY) #typographyexperiments https://mastodon.social/media/5nfwIfGcfHjyEmQFH-I
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maple classic™ 
correct ways to spell bird:
burd
birb
boirb
boib
borb
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qutebrowser gushing
oh gosh, I just realised the scrollbars in masto are properly styled, unlike in firefox
yay!
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i wish we could have custom css in toots. everyone gets to pick how their toot looks like
rated T for Temmie!!!!!!1!!!
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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I wonder what it would feel like, to a liquid shapeshifter, to be used as the working fluid in a vapor-compression refrigeration cycle
good morning goodlings!
I'm sleepy... guess what I'm gonna do next?
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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Cat with tentacles so it can passively defend its cuddlespot better :3 🐙 
my favourite lines from a song
and now I'm pregnant~
with aliens~
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)
Joined Sep 2017
