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hey, has anyone here met a human? I need one for my school project

I'm really sorry, guys. I dropped my can of Void Juice and it started consuming the universe. If you see a creeping black nothingness, please do not touch it

@lizardsquid Football 2: Last man standing

If you trip or fall over (not being pushed) you're out. If you manage to score you can point at someone to be eliminated.

subtoot adjacent 

I love seeing my friends doing things that make them feel happy n stuff

now introducing: football 2!

with brand new co-op and solitaire modes!

Intelligent Dance Music?

more like In-SMELL-igent Dance Music, huehuehuehue

Congratulate yourself for doing difficult things, even if they might not seem difficult to others.

Commission from @vorpos !

Generally, my wings are built more for gliding than flying.
But sometimes, it's just nice to crack open a temporary flight power-up, and soar.

scalie.club/media/qooQ_5GhZz5I

pda 

I love walking up in the mornings to lottie crawling into bed.

It's the most beautiful alarm an enby could want

In America, for some godsforsaken reason:

Entrée on Main

Fucked up how other people can see me as cute and yet I only think of myself as being horrendously ugly

Today I learned that Americans call the main course the "entrée"

What?!?

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