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Hey everybody I found out that ILLEGAL STREET RACING has pigeons in it! They're somewhat hidden in a park (never need to go there for a race) and they don't do anything.
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I can't focus on my homework, so I've got to wake up early tomorrow morning

so I'm going to bed now, love you all ♥

One thing I don't understand is people complaining about graffiti on trains and walls but they couldn't be bothered a bit by ads being everywhere in our daily life actively and literally trying to manipulate everybody's thoughts and actions. But it's legit because that access to your brain is bought with money.

Selfies (feel free to boost) 

It's fucjing sunny today what the sjit England?

behavioural problem (-) 

*has to do uni work, but doesn't want to*
*wants to play morrowind, but would feel guilty if she did*

solution: watch videos of morrowind and wallow in misery instead

goodnight, affection request 

*flops down into your bed and start to drift off*

do you cuddle the lizard to sleep?

or do you kick them out of your bed?

sarcasm 

*looks up mod suggestions*

ah yes, I love all these suggestions which just say "this one is my favourite" and then link to a website which no longer exists, with no way to even tell what the name of the mod was

I WANT TO PET ALL THE QUEER KOBOLDS AND MAYBE BE A QUEER KOBOLD

self improvement 

I think my days of compulsive lying are well behind me now

but I still have some behavioural remnants

I still phrase things in such a way that I *could* use them to manipulate someone into believing what I want them to believe

and sometimes it takes me several seconds to answer simple questions, because I'm trying to fight the urge to lie by default

(this second one really annoys @LottieVixen )

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