Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

Exhibit A: the industrial sized freight lift in a massive empty room with no way to get freight into
Exhibit B: a normal lift, in a reasonable room, in a reasonable location in the room

(yes, this is the SAME area)
https://computerfairi.es/media/3BqLjzOryESlERKgmy0 https://computerfairi.es/media/oc8eHQzBesFn_5_enLk

I'm a lychee!

Item #: SCP-8169

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: hugs

Description: SCP-8169, or "lizard squid" as they like to be called, resembles a winged anthro lizard. Their skin is capable of changing colours and textures, according to mood, which SCP-8196 claims is due to cephalopod ancestory.

No accurate graphical depiction of SCP-8196 has been made, which they claim is due to "lack of funds" and "forgetting how to draw".

Favourite this post to meow instantly
Boost this post to purr incessantly

Oh you're squirming?

You're squealing and worming?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc

(still my favourite scene from UHF)

I'm feeling much better now! One of my friends showed me all of her sonas and OCs, and they were all so cute it cheered me up

(yes, I'm continuing this from last night)

why is Hermione Granger the first one under the sorting hat? Why isn't it alphabetical?

My partners are chao now. One already was a chao but now she's a different chao too.

Also I didn't know that chao were quite this jiggly.

"all students may bring either an owl, a cat, or a toad"

a toad? how are they supposed to get mail delivered by toad?

my kink is being kissed gently

and much like my other kinks, I've never done it irl

I really want a girl to fuck me and call me her binch

I'm just thinking about the recent dr who series (like, all of it, since the 9th dr) and realising that Donna was the only companion who was treated well *at all* by the writers.

I don't use main bus, because it's *boring*