Here is a tip to prank your C programmer friends! Give them a book but take off its back cover! After finishing the pages they will continue by trying to pronounce the secret, true names of everything else in their sight!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 13, 2018, 11:35

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 13, 2018, 11:35

Sep 13, 2018, 11:35

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

gross

just removed 2 bags worth of moldy and rotten food from the fridge.

idk who the heck left it there, but it was disgusting

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 13, 2018, 09:50

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 13, 2018, 09:50

Sep 13, 2018, 09:50

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

How to make fantasy maps

https://averylychee.neocities.org/articles/how-to-make-maps/

(Please let me know what you think, and share this with anyone who might be interested!)

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 13, 2018, 04:55

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 13, 2018, 04:55

Sep 13, 2018, 04:55

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

money, work, request for help

Our income is $50 a week (after rent).

If you've got any odd jobs that I can do for an extra $10 here and there, that would be really useful!

What I can do:
* Clerical work
* Proofreading
* Programming (for the Desktop or Command line)

Thanks!
(boosts welcomed)

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Sep 12, 2018, 19:35

Lizardsquid, maker of noises boosted

**"You do you" is Eu-gen-ics.** @beadsland@mastodon.social · Sep 12, 2018, 19:35

Sep 12, 2018, 19:35

"You do you" is Eu-gen-ics. @beadsland@mastodon.social

conspiracy theory

An ancient order of augurs has been ruling the world through by harnessing the eldritch forces of the butterfly effect. Using powerful technology harnessed from a crashed alien spaceship, the order has, for centuries, been launching coordinated assassinations around the world of sparrows in flight, halting the beating of their wings, and thereby shaping the course of global events.

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 12, 2018, 18:59

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 12, 2018, 18:59

Sep 12, 2018, 18:59

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

goodnight!

*softs into bed*

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Sep 12, 2018, 16:26

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**Canageek (Roleplaying account)** @Canageek@tabletop.social · Sep 12, 2018, 16:26

Sep 12, 2018, 16:26

Canageek (Roleplaying account) @Canageek@tabletop.social

lewd gaming joke

I love this LoadingReadyRun sketch: https://youtu.be/xTgmPhCHUo8?list=PLV_qemO0oati3DhGTvf-eqx-TOc0r7yER

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Sep 03, 2018, 00:28

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**knives only** @KnivesOnly@queer.party · Sep 03, 2018, 00:28

Sep 03, 2018, 00:28

knives only @KnivesOnly@queer.party

'Your disease is real': Breakthrough in diagnosis of chronic fatigue syndrome
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/breakthrough-in-diagnosis-of-chronic-fatigue-syndrome/10188210

"[...]new research into the causation of the disease undercovering it's a pathological illness."

"Forcing someone to do exercise when their muscle cells are not producing enough ions to work properly is nothing short of cruelty, and these kind of treatment programs must end so that proper treatments can be found."

#MECFS #ME #CFS

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Sep 11, 2018, 18:58

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**gooseberry fool** @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website · Sep 11, 2018, 18:58

Sep 11, 2018, 18:58

gooseberry fool @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website

if you're having trouble visualizing the recursive centaur i've made this helpful reference

6c6ba762891b26b9.png

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Sep 11, 2018, 18:47

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**gooseberry fool** @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website · Sep 11, 2018, 18:47

Sep 11, 2018, 18:47

gooseberry fool @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website

The recursive centaur: half horse, half recursive centaur

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 12, 2018, 14:44

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 12, 2018, 14:44

Sep 12, 2018, 14:44

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

subtoot

I just saw someone using fake IPA:

the slashes were backwards and they used a bunch of umlauts

...but they also used ə

I'm confused

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 12, 2018, 14:25

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 12, 2018, 14:25

Sep 12, 2018, 14:25

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

hello!!!!!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 11, 2018, 08:40

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 11, 2018, 08:40

Sep 11, 2018, 08:40

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

Classic Doctor Who :: [missing episodes musing]

This is technically true of the celestial toymaker as well, but that entire story is boring garbage so it's not really a surprise that the surviving episode is also boring

I guess Galaxy 4's surviving episode is ok? It's not really exciting, though

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 11, 2018, 08:35

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Sep 11, 2018, 08:35

Sep 11, 2018, 08:35

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

Classic Doctor Who :: [missing episodes musing]

Something I've noticed is this: when a doctor who story is missing all but 1 episode, the surviving episode is often the most boring one.

The evil of the Daleks only has episode 2 remaining, which is mostly faffing about with a side character, and only features the Daleks in the last few seconds.

Until 2013, only one episode of The enemy of the world survived, and that was the episode with a bunch of unnecessary filler

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