Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

SCP-8196 hatched from an egg on ██/██/1994, and was caught while flying over Containment Site 678b.

Despite being tasered several times, the first conversation she had with containment personnel ended with her saying "I love you so much"

Item #: SCP-8169

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: hugs

Description: SCP-8169, or "lizard squid" as they like to be called, resembles a winged anthro lizard. Their skin is capable of changing colours and textures, according to mood, which SCP-8196 claims is due to cephalopod ancestory.

No accurate graphical depiction of SCP-8196 has been made, which they claim is due to "lack of funds" and "forgetting how to draw".

my conlang doesn't have a way to say I hate you, but it does have a way to say I love you.

higomuuniʒi

mya~

playing through black mesa again (the mod, I can't afford the game version): it's surprisingly good!

the changes they make to the original make a lot of sense, and do a lot to make the facility feel more real, and the gameplay more interesting

More exercise!

More good feelings!

More ACK MY LEGGYS!

I'm back from my shower, but now I need to leave, so see y'all tomorrow!

I'm gonna go have a shower, because I'm a

s m e l l y l i z a r d

Favourite this post to meow instantly
Boost this post to purr incessantly

good morrrrrrrrrning!

time for bed!

I'll make sure to dream of you and how lovely you are*.

(*unless you don't want me to)

midnight!

My desk chair makes this really loud clonking noise every time I move too much, which is really bad because people are trying to sleep.

mrrow?

I'm always surprised at how much better I feel when I eat properly and do exercise...

it's almost as if... humans aren't supposed to sit still and eat burgers all day...

I just got some proper exercise for the first time in months and I feel

a m a z i n g

I was really hoping to have some way to use money without having to tell people my deadname, but apparently not

also I fucked up setting cash.me up, because american focused financial apps are great!