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spider talk 

I once had 12 spiders living in my room, and I left them there until one dropped insect remnants on my pillow and I got upset

spiders 

I'm now remembering the one time I walked into a spider web and it decided to crawl up my arm and into my shirt.

it was a Golden Orb Weaving Spider too, so it was like... 5cm (2 inches) across

capslock, avery making a stupid mistake that doesn't matter 

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

I got "your" and "you're" mixed up for the first time ever

AD stuff, kinda a subtoot 

I have an AD twitter, that I mostly use for posting really bad jokes that I can't post here because they're too explicit

who the fuck is scwaeming "WOG OFF" at my house. show yourwelf, cowawd. i will nevew wog off

if thewe wewe two guys on the moon and one of them kiwwed the othew with a wock would that be fucked up ow what? :3c

carbon dating is when you meet a nice carbon-based lifeform and get along well and do cute romantic things together

I nearly cried while making a sandwich because I thought I had run out of gherkins

number theory is really cool, but I can't focus on it anymore today ::(

feeling I hate: writing a story and really liking it, but then reading it an hour later and dying inside from how poorly written it is

pitch in and tell your friends to pitch in, we're fighting the police state one brake light at a time youcaring.com/bayareadsachapte

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