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It rained holograms over the city. Blown in by the south winds, they were no larger than snowflakes and depicted all sorts of fantastic animals

A lonely robot decided to investigate

- I will investigate, it said

It climbed the mountain by the city and there it found an old woman with a cauldron brewing holograms

- There you are, it said
- There I am, she replied

Happy with it's investigation the robot went back to town. It sat under a tree to enjoy the rainfall

#writing #flashfiction

*approaches gay couple*
which of you is the potion seller and which is the traveller?

This is a general reminder that cats domesticated humans

i made this silly lefty meme edit yesterday and thought i'd put it up here since i just saw it on my tl

ask @Gaypow​, he can corroborate awoo.space/media/oxS4hw096cC1W

I'd like it if mastodon put a red line for "new toots" (like how discord has a "New Messages" line) if you switch away

Retweeted @goatmagician@twitter.com:

a cat witch who collects moths

The humans had been missing for months. Robots anxiously gathered in the streets

- I think they went on lunch break, said one
- For six months? Don't be ridiculous, replied another
- One mentioned something about ice cream, said a third
- Ice cream? Not your typical lunch break then
- Will you stop talking about lunch break?

Years, decades, centuries went by. They build a robot civilisation with the most brilliant AIs

And yet the lunch break rumour never quite died out

#writing #flashfiction

sad 

blech, this depression slump came at the worst time

controversial programming languages take 

C is a very difficult and cumbersome language and absolutely should not be taught to beginning programmers.

It's difficulty makes people scared to try other languages, unless they're very similar to C

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