Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

Niels Bohr, having just watched a Western:

“I did not like that picture, it was too improbable. That the scoundrel runs off with the beautiful girl is logical, it always happens. That the bridge collapses under their carriage is unlikely but I am willing to accept it. That the heroine remains suspended in midair over a precipice is even more unlikely, but again I accept it. --

Thanks, Internet. Thinternet.

https://mastodon.social/media/QPfIPU2Sh7qU2Q4yer4

*boops cat*
cat: hey, remember to like comment subscribe
me: ...
cat: meow

wouldn't subtitles at the top of the screen be supertitles send toot

http://maple.pet is a barebones personal website now :3

Don't give up on self care just because something didn't work for you. Keep trying new ways of being kind to yourself!

(Microsoft Outlook, Windows 98SE) https://glitch.social/media/zpBQJQsYG8VM3igHvcI

I’m a good ✨plush✨ ;P
https://awoo.space/media/O2wXzMmFNm5VZfk2KaU

Imagine how things would be today if we called them "e-letters" instead of "e-mails".

Bless whoever came up with the idea of using dice to make a world map tbh
#DnD