Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)
Joined Sep 2017
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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you've heard of Dr Pepper, now get ready for
@lizardsquid Dr Pupper.
It's like Bepis, but smol.
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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#yarnuary update: stripes! And I found the perfect pin to go with this shawl.
you've heard of Dr Pepper, now get ready for
Dr Capsicum
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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web design gripe
remember when popups came from 3rd-party advertisements instead of being built into the various new user-hostile websites
*realises that every email I receive is automated and from a website*
o-oh...
me: I need to unfollow people, I've got too much stuff happening in my timeline
also me: wow these 3 people look cool! let's follow them!
tab count
woops I'm on 8 tabs, brb figuring out how to close stuff
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@lizardsquid Oh one more question: Do their employees call themselves synergeezers by any chance?
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spard (spoony bard)
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@lizardsquid Slogan: Geez, this is really synergistic!
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@lizardsquid check out my new honey startup, it's called
synerbeez
checkout my new tech startup, it's called
synergeez
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Now is a good time to let those shoulders drop.
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silly
@lizardsquid NOW AVAILABLE FROM CAPCOM: SNOOTBOOPER II™
silly
Fav this post to boop my snoot
Boost this post for me to boop yours
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Humble Bundle is advertising/funding a nonexistent/scam charity now. good shit
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A bat thing to do - hug bomb:
Fly directly at someone unsuspecting that you like, then slow down at the end as you bring your wings into position to wrap around them when you crash into one another. You can opt to do other cute/affectionate stuff following, provided they don't mind.
Guaranteed to floor them.
I'm very tired... I'm going to head to bed
genuinely: you are important to me. I love you 💖 ✨
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It's going to be ok. Maybe not today or tomorrow, maybe not even next year, but it's going to be ok.
I believe in you.
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)
Joined Sep 2017
