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a picture of me while I'm being squished from above by a hydrolic press 

:blobmelt:

if your “unsubscribe” link takes me to a web page with more than an “ok we unsubscribed you, effective immediately!” message, fuck you

religion, video games 

I don't like it when video games have Gods in them - and I especially don't like it when you're obliged to be a worshiper of one

hey, I just had a really cool idea! what if w- *immediately collapses onto a pillow and falls asleep*

a soft drink favourite for linux people 

@lizardsquid Dr. Grepper

I don't know anything about linux, but I do know how to make bad jokes

"closed relationships" vs. "proprietary relationships" vs. "open relationships" vs. "libre relationships." 🤔

i want embroidered throw pillows that say

Feeling Down?
Hang out with
Cool Trans Girls
on MASTODON

that i can then throw at all my friends

hey so my avatar doesn't work properly on the forum I just registered on... what should I do?

gender stuff, kinda silly (but also serious tbh) 

I'm not a girl

I'm a gorl

Try journaling if you’ve never tried it before. There are a lot of different ways to do it and lot of resources available to help you get started.

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!