🌱lulu🌱 @lulu@computerfairi.es
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lulu / 2001
computer enjoyer
half my posts are about BL at this point
Joined May 2023
living in a stupidly well insulated house is hellish for the sole reason that when i get dressed in the morning it's for my rooms 17-ish degree temperature and not for the 30 degrees outside, so i get hit by a wall of heat like i'm opening an oven the second i step outside
how the hell am i supposed to apply for 6+ jobs a month when i cant even find ONE
@missmoss i will i promise
i love molluscs btw theyre literally the cutest of the weird slimy creatures
hope no slugphobiacs get scared (i shouldve thought ahead) but i mean look at it... its so harmlessly sluggy
HUGE SLUG spotted in the kitchen ‼️‼️
had a nightmare last night that my computer somehow upgraded to windows 10 overnight and i woke up crying
yaoi rant pt 3:
im not even mad at the problematic tropes or depictions of unhealthy relationships (cuz i mean... when youve been reading this shit for over a decade you get used to it...), im just pissed off at the absolute nosedive in quality ive experienced when diversifying to also reading BL from korea. while ive found some extremely good stories that blow what i was reading before out the water, the thick layer of absolute dogshit just makes me frustrated that people still eat it up
yaoi rant pt 2:
like its not even that i dislike a feminine male protag, it's just that the way its done most the time is so clearly just a way for female readers to self insert, and the character being male is fully redundant other than the infamous "we cant do this... we're both men!!" thing that never actually gets brought up again, you might as well just write a cinderella type story instead and the plot and dialogue would barely even change
absolutely irrelevant slightly nsfw yaoi rant:
i dont understand why literally every new piece of BL lately has been either omegaverse, a barely even masculine protag, or both. like im literally so fucking mad ill see something that has good art for once (rare) and then i read the tags/summary and its ANOTHER GOD DAMNED OMEGAVERSE MPREG STORY WITH A PROTAG WHO MIGHT AS WELL BE SWAPPED WITH A GIRL AND NOTHING WOULD CHANGE!!! its just hot alpha male x (female) reader smut at this point!!!!
i think girls should be allowed to gut abandoned buildings for copper wire
🌱lulu🌱
boosted
ANY game can be psychological horror if you have enough anxiety
@missmoss any game that has npcs you actually have to interact with to make progress is actual torture just let me farm and beat slimes with a stick in peace
@miserable_complex864 last time i went to the dentist he fucked up so bad my blood started squirting like a fountain while the nurse was clearly extremely pissed off at him, he then fucked up curing the filler to the point the nurse started yelling at him, all while the dentist had this extremely undecipherable italian accent and sobriety which was debatable at best
i think it would fit my brand to have tuberculosis
ran out of doujinshi to read the other day and went back to ao3 after over a decade of not using it, completely forgetting the absolute gut punch of butterflies written words can give
coming to terms with the fact ill go from computer expert to computer newbie the second i update to windows 10... its all so different...
- pronouns
- he/him + it/its
- tumblr
- https://vampirx.tumblr.com/
lulu / 2001
computer enjoyer
half my posts are about BL at this point
Joined May 2023
