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i love it when people who don't understand what html, css or even http are, complain about them and their use

hi please hire me i have over 8 years professional experience making computers do what i want and i've been failing to get a job anywhere for almost a whole year now and i need not to be homeless please

mynameiser.in/
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there's like a handful of people who got taken a picture of together as part of a company's handbook's cover

and then one of them decided to start a forum so they could keep in touch like the picture was some sort of experience larger than ... just getting their picture taken together. none of these people know each other and their personalities clash. half the topics are them arguing

it was a piece of writing that could only have existed on the internet and it was great

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where's that fictional forum for the people who happened to get photographed together for the cover picture of a company's employee handbook or whatever

that was one of the best pieces of internet humor i've read and i can't for the life of me remember where it is

re: alcohol mentioned 

@dragonmagic biotônico fontoura, which i used to be given as a kid to "open my appetite" didn't stop having alcohol in its formulation until like 2001

@yaldi yeah but it doesn't work because it doesn't support bluetooth audio

@cryptowolf yeah but linux doesn't have bluetooth audio support i know this because i just tried it

i will bully every single nerd on this forsaken website until my timeline is cleansed

someone blocked me over complaining that linux doens't have bluetooth audio support i love the fediverse free software wins once again 😔 ✊

it's a really interesting design choice form canonical to still not have audio support in 2023 on

@jph funny to me that seems to be the norm bc i get way more impulsive when our mental health is better so when it's bad we're usually pretty somber and serious instead

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