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picard: we have come to make peaceful contact, but our universal translator can only partially understand your language

alien captain: mcmahon observes with interest

alien number one, skeptical: squidward looking on, looking down

alien captain, insisting: squidward looking on, missing out

picard, vaguely aware of 21c memetics: surprised pikachu?

alien crew, in unison: LEO DICAPRIO POINTING

like that's just such two specific pieces of hardware to combine together into a failure

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i want to live in the alternate timeline where adobe didn't buy macromedia

honey are you ok you're browsing webdesignmuseum.org/gallery/year-2005 again

i want to play around with fireworks and dreamweaver and make old websites but i don't know what to put in them

the screen on my 12" iBook G4 developed vinegar syndrome >.<

did you know i'm the official mascot? it's true mr irving gould himself appointed me before running commodore into the ground

i should learn fireworks and dreamweaver (pre-adobe versions) and make more websites

Inside, the WiLL Vi had a three-tone dashboard inspired by, and I know April Fool’s is mere days before and this is not a joke, a footlong sandwich.

  • WapCar, "The WiLL Vi, a weird Toyota made for Japanese youths that no one bough"

wapcar.my/news/the-will-vi-a-w

@NanoRaptor weird little vestigial internal organ most people haven't even learned about in biology class

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